Thomas Paine

I have resolved to take a US History class and become the foremost expert on Thomas Paine.

I will write many books and essays.

I will refer to him as T. Paine in all literary works.

I will laugh hysterically.

That is all.

Updates to nothingappropriate.com for my (and your) entertainment. It takes input now and scrolls properly.

Jen comes to visit and it turns out we're all Swifties at heart.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Also, we should have nice things because the alternative is untenable.

I grow older and maybe wiser. Making no plans means plans work out perfectly. This time.

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