Author: Jason Burns

  • Chickens

    Chickens are a funny animal. If there is a group of chickens, and one of them is different, the rest of the chickens will peck at that one. Eventually that different chicken will get bloody, it’ll lose its feathers. Eventually the group of chickens will single that one out and peck it until it dies.…

  • Sarcasm and Satire

    This is a post dedicated to irreverance, sarcasm, and satire. I stumbled across a new page on the internets, and it made me revisit some old pages I haven’t been to in a while. Encyclopedia Dramatica is quite possibly the best use of a wiki I have ever seen in my life. A wiki is…

  • Golf, Tennis, and Email

    This weekend we had the golf pros and tennis hos party. It was a damn good time. It was fun to see everyone dressed up again. I must say that Brandon and Gavin go all out for the theme parties. Everyone enjoys it. Here is a prime example. So I’ve got a picture of me…

  • An RSS Test

    I’ve got an RSS feed up for this site. Check it out at http://bbbburns.com/rss/burns_blog.rss Enjoy it. Live bookmark it with mozilla, or add it to your aggregator.

  • Cloud Howto

    If anyone wants to know how to setup root dns, proxy ssh, ntp, qmail, apache, mysql, and nagios then give this document a try. You’ll learn a lot by looking through it.

  • Happy Hour

    So, like everyone else, I keep gettting called about happy hours at Tiki Bob’s. When should I have it? the 17th, 18th, or 19th? Leave some comments.. let me know

  • New Domains

    So, you can get to this site a million and a half different ways now. I went on a DNS / Domain Name bonanza. bbbburns.com www.bbbburns.com nothingappropriate.com www.nothingappropriate.com burns.no-ip.com

  • Winter Quarter

    So Winter Quarter has been absolutely crazy here. I’ve had more work than I can handle. I can’t think of all the things I have to do all at the same time, or else I have some sort of meltdown. On the bright side, it’s week 8 now and eventually I’ll wade through all the…

  • l337 h4X0r

    Who’s a leet hacker? This guy. Just got done winning the ISTS competition. My team rocked. What a long day that was. Hacking away from 8am to 7pm on a Saturday. Who gets up at 8 on a saturday. I had a blast all day long because my team was made up of some of…

  • Christmas Break

    So break is over with and classes are here again. I might as well give you a little rundown of how my break went. I spent the first few days hanging out here in Rochester catching up on some MPLS reading, and then dropping a whole wad of cash on fixing up some random things…