Multiple Personality Disorder

Quote of the day upon waking up in San Francisco:

I love when my drunk self does stuff to help out my sober self.

This after waking up to find my shoes where they normally are, my cell phone plugged in and charging, my laptop plugged in and charging, and my contacts removed and in their case.

I don’t know how all of these things happened as I have no memory of them, but drunk self, thank you!