Good Fortune?

Last week I had Chinese food with a small group of friends.

Besides the food, my favorite part is the fortune cookies. I like the taste and you never know what fortune you'll get.

I had an awesome one that day:

"Your greatest wish will come true."

I was perplexed though. I had lots of wishes... how would I know which one it would be? If I couldn't figure out which was the greatest, would it ever come true?

I decided the best way to figure this out would be with another fortune cookie. This way I might be able to get another free wish and be much better off. Maybe it would just offer some helpful insight.

The second one said:

"The pleasure of what we enjoy is lost by wanting more."

Clearly I'm screwed at this point. The cookie is saying that the second cookie was a bad idea.

I decided to try my luck on one of those wishes later that night.. ... no dice. So apparently it's not that particular wish.

Maybe I'll get my CCIE?

Maybe I'll start enjoying my job?

Maybe I'll meet a girl who is interested in me in a non "fucked up crazy i have no idea what's going on" sort of way?

Maybe I'll get a new motorcycle?

Maybe my allergies will stop?

Alright.. done bitching now.