• Man Pill

    Date: 2009.05.02 | Category: Projects | Tags:

    I’ve decided that I want to make a product that brings me ridiculous amounts of wealth and allows me to pursue my dream of flying planes and racing motorcycles.

    My new invention will be:

    The Man Pill

    This once a day pill (for men) will be a multifaceted wonder drug. It promises to:

    1. Grow hair back on your head
    2. Increase the length of your penis
    3. Give you a rock hard erection for 6 – 12 hours
    4. Lower cholesterol
    5. Increase muscle mass

    An optional version of the man pill will even act as a contraceptive.

    BAM! Let the money start rolling in.