I’ve decided that I want to make a product that brings me ridiculous amounts of wealth and allows me to pursue my dream of flying planes and racing motorcycles.

My new invention will be:

The Man Pill

This once a day pill (for men) will be a multifaceted wonder drug. It promises to:

1. Grow hair back on your head
2. Increase the length of your penis
3. Give you a rock hard erection for 6 – 12 hours
4. Lower cholesterol
5. Increase muscle mass

An optional version of the man pill will even act as a contraceptive.

BAM! Let the money start rolling in.