Archive for May 2nd, 2009

• What to read?

  Date: 2009.05.02 | Category: Books | Response: 0

  I finished the Dune series, and the Sword of Truth series.

  I have a kindle and I was looking for something to read. I downloaded the Sword of Shannarra series. I am extremely disappointed. Not that it is a bad series, but it just doesn’t live up to Sword of Truth or Dune at all in terms of quality and interest. It doesn’t grab the reader by the balls and say “READ ME TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT”.

  It seems predictable. Maybe others have copied from him, maybe he’s copied from others, but I just get the feeling that I’ve read it before.

  It’s three books and I’m on the first one now. Since I paid for it I’ll read it and add it to my collection, hoping it gets better towards the end.

  Any recommendations for a good (completed) fiction series? Like I told Kurt and Brendan, I like my authors dead. This way I don’t have to wait for the rest of the series to be written. They can be alive too, that’s ok. As long as the series is done.

• Man Pill

  Date: 2009.05.02 | Category: Projects | Response: 0

  I’ve decided that I want to make a product that brings me ridiculous amounts of wealth and allows me to pursue my dream of flying planes and racing motorcycles.

  My new invention will be:

  The Man Pill

  This once a day pill (for men) will be a multifaceted wonder drug. It promises to:

  1. Grow hair back on your head
  2. Increase the length of your penis
  3. Give you a rock hard erection for 6 – 12 hours
  4. Lower cholesterol
  5. Increase muscle mass

  An optional version of the man pill will even act as a contraceptive.

  BAM! Let the money start rolling in.